My Dear Husband!

My dear sweet husband must not value his life much. I almost ended it for him the other night. And since most of the people that read my blog are female I think that most of you all will agree.

Our closet is attached to our bathroom, and Nathan is is the closet changing clothes. Nathan wears a suit, tie and dress clothes everyday aside from Friday. Poor guy. So he calls out from behind the door and says, and I quote, " come here I want to teach you something." Teach me something in the closet? What I state? He says "I need to teach you how to hang up my pants."

I tell you, I do not hang up his suit pants, I only hang up his jeans. And I submit I have hung up more pants in the past week than that man has hung up in his life. He tells me I am not talking about my suit pants, I am talking about these. HE pulls out a pair of khakis! He does not wear Khakis. He has NEVER worn Khakis! HE HATES Khakis. I think he borrowed these pants from someone just to irritate me. WHAT ? you are concerned about my hanging up pants that you NEVER wear? No he says it is the hangers that you use he says that leave a crease in the Khakis that he never wears. Then he starts with jeans probably because I point out that I have not touched the khakis that are not even his and if he would like to talk about the jeans, he can walk with me because I have a new load of laundry that I need to fold and hang up incorrectly.

I tell you, that man is lucky to be alive! And he knows it and perhaps my showing him that rare BIRD helped.