An Open Letter

Dear you know who you are:

I have taken my irritations with you to the internet now-a whole new level. You take up MOST of the closet-and I keep my mouth shut. You come home late and I (mostly) keep my mouth shut. You work far too much and I share you with your boss Larry! I allow you to work in the bed, the lake and in the car-but my latest and most current rant with you has to do with your clothing.

And while I realize that you are "busy" so am I! I have to clean the house, raise Bunnies, carry the kids from here to there, go to first grade two days a week ( I am learning alot-thanks and my favorite class is music, thanks for asking) clearly you need to understand that I have NO time to walk around the house gathering your suits! including but not limited to: shirts, ties, and shoes, shocks and ties suspenders, and whatever else you can put on your body.

I did not get your suits out, I do not have to put them up. We learned this last year in Kindergarten-i loved kindergarten, I had wonderful teachers and I learned to add-thanks! You may think that it is OK to undress (part of the way) in the living room, I detest your shirts being left in the Hearth Room! And before I send you back to your mom, whom I am sure does not want you back-learn how to PROPERLY hang up a suit. You have been doing this for 5 years and still do not know how to hang up suit pants. Then you go to work with wrinkles and this is a direct reflection on your stay at home mom of a wife. And moreover, you have so much money tied up in your clothes that unless you want me to visit Louis Vuitton or shop on line for some new Manolos you WILL hang up and put up your stuff!

Now, I have made my point. and do not think that hanging your yesterday suit on the back of the closet door is properly hung up.

And one more thing- you....

Katie Holmes! I saw that you recently again cut your hair. And while I think that it is really cute. And in keeping in mind that YOU were the reason for my current do. I will not mess with my hair at this point. I am still trying to get used to my prison yard mullet that you inspired me to do. Thanks!

Ever so sincerely,
Shannon

PS- pray for rain, we have Baseball tonight-if it rains, no baseball.